Random-ass book rant!

Yep, this is a random-ass book rant. I just feel like chatting about books today. My guy's away working and I'm sitting in the middle of hazardous stacks of romance novels with no one to rant at. So . . .you lucky people will receive my rants and jabber about all my  book opinions and whatever else flies in to my flaky brain. Because if I don't empty my head of all this I might, like, I don't now, exploded into an over-excited pile of nymphy glitter and tiny leprechauns will come a sweep me up and toss me out the window and then what would I do?

Ok, yeah . . . that was kinda weird--but like I said--random-ass book rant.

So I've popped some Def Leppard and Foreigner up on YouTube, and grabbed a bottle of coconut water (it's fucking hot here) and have prepared to smoke up my keyboard with things that don't really matter, but like, you know . . .I have a blog so might as well dump here as anywhere, right? Oh! And by the way--SPOILERS!! 🤪

I would like to say I have found two amazing book boyfriends in the last couple weeks (aren't I a little tart 😝).

The first was Mason from Wild Things by Jennifer Ashley. Holy balls, what a hottie. Now, I will preface with saying that I like my shape-shifters to phase into Leopards and the like . . .I'm usually not a wolf girl. But Mason was so adorable, moody, and sexy I was like "no, no, wolves are ok. I mean, they're loyal, right? Yeah, I can be a wolf girl for one short steamy erotic romance novel."

As soon as Mason hopped on that motorcycle wearing a hoodie to hide his collar (more on this in a moment) and had the wind whipping as he rode to find a physic that you know he was going to get hard for--I was like "that's what I'm talkin' about".

When Mason arrives in New Orleans to find this psychic called Jasmine, he finds something else as well. Her house is, well "alive" for lack of a better term. And when Jasmine's douche-bag ex comes around and threatens to call the cops on Mason (Shifters aren't suppose to leave their state, and Mason is from Texas) Mason goes to chase him, but Jasmine's house eats douche-bag ex. That's right eats him . . .how can you not like a book were a living house eats an asshole ex-boyfriend for dinner? I know I can't stay away from that kind of crazy.

Oh, back to the collar--as promised. Shifters are made to be "tame" by wearing a shock collar that shocks the shit out of them when they become too "aggressive". Sounds shitty to me, and I found this kind of annoying. Isn't that just like the government to do this to people. I was reading and muttering "that's not freedom, people" then I reminded myself this was fiction and Shifters aren't real. But if they were . . . .just sayin'.

I could go on and on about Wild Things, but so this post isn't a mile long, I will now speak of my second book boyfriend. Cam from Flirting with Forever.

Cam is a pediatrician who's hobby is hockey. Cam always knows when to bring donuts to a girl when she's feeling down, and when he's not at work, at the hockey rink, or on a donut run, he uses his spare time to read to sick children who can't sleep. Did anyone's ovaries just explode besides mine?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I loved being in Cam's mind as he fought with his love (and lust) for his best friend Natalie. He was just too cute for words.

His adorable caring and primal libido had my mind drifting a lot as Cam--in all truth--kinda made me think of my guy. 

I know, I know--ya'll like "That's TMI, Bookish Nymph". Hey, I'm just keepin' it real. But I will refrain from spilling anymore person info (at least on this post).

Well, I guess I'll just wrap up this post before I get myself in the deep shit of the "endless rant" vortex. I will end by saying I suggest these two books highly to anyone who's a sucker for happy endings and adorable (if not moody in the case of Mason) heroes.

Happy reading!! 📖

Nymph Review #4

Wild Things by Jennifer Ashley

Oh my gosh, so amazing. This is by far one of the best stories I've read this year. A sexy psychic and a wolf shifter seeking help with crystals and sage, house that "eat" evil ex-boyfriends, motorcycle rides, sex scenes filled with lust AND love. Mason and Jasmine were amazing together. Mason is a wolf shifter who makes guitars--already hot, right? Jasmine is a tattooed psychic with a house that ate her douche-bag ex-boyfriend. As soon as they meet--sparks! I just . . .this book was so perfect I don't think I could make it any better. I don't think I want to. How I see Mason: Mason How I see Jasmine: Jasmine Their first time

Time for Another Nymph Review!

I just got done reading Flirting with Forever by Kendall Ryan. It was one of the better books I've read this year. Maybe not the best, (that place still belongs to Wild Things--a review of this book will be post today as well) but definitely up at the top.

I pick up Flirting with Forever at the spur of the moment while visiting my library. I saw it out of the corner of my eye on the "new" shelf. With that cover--I grabbed it up.

Well, without further ado--my review! (Also found on Goodreads)

This book was perfect for me. It was sweet and sexy, and had no cheating with a HEA ending. I loved Cam, there wasn't really anything not to like about Cam. He was a big, sexy cinnamon roll of a character. I mean he was protective and caring and always came about with donuts. Dream man? Yes, definitely. Natalie was sweet with just enough sexy spunk to not be a Mary Sue. I liked her and was happy when they finally hooked up and left all that slow burning behind. They were just so cute together. I need more! Nothing explains this book better then:

It's Time for an Unhauling! 

I'm unhauling a shit load of books . . ok, maybe it's only a shit load to me, the book-hoarder. But work with me, people. I'm actually getting rid of books! This is a big deal for me. I mean, I usually don't ditch a books unless I hated the stories, and I went to a dark place of mental loathing that made me dump them off at the best donation spot available.
It's spring, and time for spring cleaning . . .I guess. . .or maybe I just want room for books I really want to read. Yeah, that's probably more like it. Anyway without further ado, the unhauling.

Death at Wentworth Court by Carola Dunn 

This book has been on my TBR since 2011, so yeah, I feel like I'm not gonna get around to this one. So out it goes. I'm sure it has a fan base, and I'm not dissing the book or it's author. But hanging about for eight years? Yeah, this book is just taking up space on my TBR list that could be dedicated to a good fantasy or a smutty delight, or . . I don't know, and educational book on potatoes. Ok, that was random, but you get my idea. It not getting read, so it getting knocked. Sorry Miss Dalrymple. . .

Bookmarked for Death by Lorna Barrett

This is the second book in a series I wanted to try years ago, and I'm just not interested anymore. I mean, it still sounds cute, but I know I'm just not gonna read it. So goodbye, it's not you it's me.

Mr. Darcy's Little Sister by Allyn C. Pierson

This is a book I added back in 2012 when I was on a ravenous Austen/Regency binge. I never got around to this one, and since my ardor for this style of book has cooled slightly, I probably won't be reading it. So I'm afraid it will have to go to the unhaul pile. Maybe a Janeite will find it and give it a good home. That will make me feel better about tossing it away. Happy thoughts.

Christmas at Pemberley by Regina Jeffers

This is going for the same reason as the book before it. No longer digesting Regency books at the speed of light. I forgot I even had this, so off it goes to a home where it will be better respected.

Uncommon Grounds by Sandra Balzo

This was an impulse moment because of it's funny title. So, good bye, I release you to find a more fulfilling relationship with another.

Shadow Hand by Elisabeth Stengl

This was a "oh, what a pretty cover" moment. But as I flip through the pages, the story seems a little dull. So I'm using my hand to send it to the shadows of my unhauling.

Thrush Green by Miss Read

This was a pressure moment. Someone I know loved these books by Miss Read, and I was like, "Um, sure, I'll read one". But one quick flip and it's easy to see it's not really my jam, so bye-bye little purple book.

Satan At St. Mary's by Paul Doherty

Besides the funny title, I'm just not going to read this book. Ever. So, thou are released to find a better destiny then collecting dust on mine shelf.

Artifact by Gigi Pandian

This was an impulse. I don't read mysteries in the volume I used to, so I'm saying farewell.

Nutty as a Fruitcake by Mary Daheim

Yet another mystery. Funny title, cute cover, but I'm never going to get to this one. I just have so many other books I want to read.

Murder at Breakers by Alyssa Maxwell

I don't even remember getting this one! 

So I think it's safe to say I'm no longer interested . . .Sayonara.

Well this ends my unhauling. Stay tuned for more of my crazy bookish life.

Happy reading!!

Library Haul/April TBR

Today I will be doing a library haul and a TBR.
You may see more library hauls at the moment than book buying hauls as I'm trying to support my local library. . .and giving my own bookshelves a breather from their hefty exercise of getting stacked.
After weekend coffee and cuddles with my guy, it was time to set off to the library for a book hunt.
He's cool with letting me pick most of our romance reads, though he does make suggestions sometimes. Like Christian Feehan, if we're reading a Feehan book, it was probably his idea. I really enjoy this author now that I've read a few of her works. Here leopard series is really good and suggested if you like shape shifter that do it while leopard form, then phase back to human for round two. Kinda kinky, but also fun.
Another author he introduced me to is J.R. Ward and her Black Dagger Brotherhood series. As soon as I read one I fell in love, branding Zsadist my favorite BDB vamp.
These books are so full of action, sexy vampire angst, and love healing scars kinda stuff. I highly suggest them to anyone who loves paranormal romance. But I digress. I told ya'll, focus is not one of my qualities.
Back to the library haul. I meandered my way through the fiction aisles of the library, seeing many more books I wanted then it would ever be sane to check out at once--not that that's ever stopped me before. I've been known to have my book bag full and still carry a load of books in my arms to the car. *Mocking laughter* Who am I kidding? I have my book bag full and my guy is carrying an armload of my books to the car. There, I've now painted that scene more accurately.
Ok, digressing again, where was I? Oh, yes. The book shelves.
After scanning the bookshelves at the speed of a ninety-year-old granny on a Wal-Mart scooter cart whose battery is dying, I came up with the book stack I am hauling today.
I'll list each book with a Goodreads link so you can read about the premises.

Beyond the Highland Mist by Karen Marie Moning: Book Link Here

Runaway Vampire by Lynsay Sands Book Link here

Her Vampire Husband by Michele Hauf Book Link Here

Wild Things by Jenifer Ashley Book Link Here

One Snowy Night by Jill Shalvis Book Link Here

When a Scot Ties the Night by Tessa Dare Book Link Here

Splintered by A. G. Howard Book link Here

Well, there's the haul, now for the TBR for April. I will try my best to actually read these books in April, but I'm not making a blood pact on that one. Here we go!

April TBR

My Favorite Phantom by Karen Kelley: I'm already reading this one, so this has a good chance of being finished in April. It's a funny and sexy paranormal tale about a ghost hunter (who's afraid of ghosts) falling for her client--a hot and sexy History professor. If you're interested in this read there's More Here

Dark Magic by Christine Feehan: Also already reading this one. The male love interest, Gregori, is a little darker then expected, so totally hoping he doesn't turn out to be an asshole. Ready to read the darkness? Then click here for more.

The Black Sheep and The English Rose by Donna Kauffman: I haven't started this one, but if the title intrigues you click here

Her Vampire Husband by Michele Hauf: Also not one I have started yet, but I intend on trying to start it tonight. click here for more info on vamp hubbies.

Poison Princess by Kresley Cole: This a book is a suggestion I got from BookTube (that's YouTube for book geeks) via The Naughty Librarian. Here's a link to her video.
I'm already reading this one and loving it. A hot Cajun on a motorcycle? Yes, please. Link to a post-apocalyptic romance with a sexy Cajun dude here

Well, that all for today, Blogiverse! Happy reading!

Nymph Review #2

Read: How to Seduce a Vampire (without really trying) by Kerrelyn Sparks

(Paranormal Romance)

*****spoilers!!!*****

       *slight trigger warning for rape comments*

I couldn't put this down for long, even though I wanted to slap Neona's mother many times. Zoltan finds his soulmate, Neona, in Tibet. She lives in a Shangri-La-esque valley and is part of a woman-only cult that is something like if you took Raising Gazorpazorp (shout out to Rick and Morty fans) and mixed it with Xena: Warrior Princess, then made it a little rape-y. The cult was made after the leader Nima (Neona's mom) was abused by men. I totally understand not trusting men after abuse, and I can relate. But the Queenie seems to think this gives her the right to rape and kill other men. Sorry, no. I have little tolerance for sexual harassment towards any gender, and I wanted to bitch slap this queen so many times. Especially after I read what she did to her baby grandson. Something like "What? It's a boy! Damn it! Off to the Buddhist monastery with it!" Holy balls, grow a heart, Queenie. But enough of Queenie . . .

As for Zoltan and Neona--beautiful. It had all the feels. I loved their story. Two lonely people finding deep, true love . . . and they had plenty of fuck time, so that's always a plus. I mean, let's be truthful, the action and fighting evil vamps is nice and all, but we're buying these books to read about vampires banging. And this book delivered. I thought the ending with Zoltan "un-vampiring" himself was kinda weird. I mean, I'm gonna miss the fangs, but whateves, he's still a hottie, right?

My GIF-motion for this read is:

Nymph Review #1

Read: All I Want for Christmas is a Vampire by Kerrelyn Sparks (paranormal romance)

*****Spoilers!!!******

Vampires? Christmas? Scottish vampires in kilts? Yes please. I loved this book. Ian and Toni were a great couple to read about the whole story. Yes, they didn't bang until it was nearly the end of the book but it was worth the wait. When they did it they did it gooood. When Ian dressed as Dracula to get Toni's friend's uncle to stop embezzling her. I couldn't stop grinning. Cute and funny. Loved that Carlos was a were-panther. And did I mention Scottish vampires in kilts? Maybe I did, but can you get any hotter then that? No . . I don't think so.
Did I leave anything out? Well, let's see, there was mention of a vamp male-stripper dressed as a Native American who used feathers to barely hide his "wampum" . . .but that's beside the point.
I loved Ian, I think he was a well balanced character, you know . . .for a vampire smut novel. And Toni was also a balanced character, wanting to find family and love when she grew up with none.
Not to mention the battle scenes where Ian fights evil bad-guy vamps while wearing his, er, well-endowed kilt. I need more books like this in my life!

New Blogger Here (be kind, I don't know what I'm doing here. . .)

Hello blogiverse, The Bookish Nymph here. As my names states, I will be reading my nymph-y butt off.
Yes, reading.
This is the blog of an unapologetic bibliophile fangirl (in case you're wondering yes I do have a brain, and yes I also like Twilight). I read as much as I breathe, er, well, almost. I have read avidly since I was a small nymphet, and now I'm a full-blow nymph of the library.
My taste in books is very eclectic (i.e. random), but I do have my focuses (focus--a rare phenomenon for this airy nymph). Anyway, before I digress, my reads focus mainly on Fantasy, Paranormal Romance, and some Literary Fiction.
In this little realm on the Internet I call my own, I will be sharing all my reader obsessions with you fine people. Read-a-thons, buddy reads, book/library hauls, reviews--and probably rants--will all be featured here.
When it comes to romances, I am a sucker for hea (that's happily ever after), but I steer clear of overly corny "golly geez" type of romance--sorry Hallmark. No offence to anyone who loves that brand of corny, for I doth have my own brand of sappy shit. Just not my thing.
I like books full of steamy banging (yes, I will read erotica), and have discovered my need for therapy over the fact I love tall men with fangs. Yep--gimme that vampire angst. All dark and moody on the outside; all broken and gooey on the inside. I told you, I need some kind of program.
But instead of being on the road to recovery, I'm on the road to the vamp-smut aisle of Barnes & Noble.
And I'm ok with that.
As of now, I am reading several books at once and my TBR list continues to grow like a hot vampire's groin.
I'm doing a smut-a-thon with my guy--one of the magical bibliophile men in the world that likes reading romance novels (along with his Game of Thrones and LOTR stuff)--so there will be many smutty delights on my "currently reading" list.
Today (or at least soon), I will post two paranormal romance reviews from my Goodreads page. If you care to follow me on Goodreads, I can be found at BookishNymph *needs hea*

I bid you all a bookish farewell to go and enjoy your own reading pleasures--whatever your favorite genre may be. I don't judge . . .