Read: How to Seduce a Vampire (without really trying) by Kerrelyn Sparks
(Paranormal Romance)
*****spoilers!!!*****
*slight trigger warning for rape comments*
I couldn't put this down for long, even though I wanted to slap Neona's mother many times. Zoltan finds his soulmate, Neona, in Tibet. She lives in a Shangri-La-esque valley and is part of a woman-only cult that is something like if you took Raising Gazorpazorp (shout out to Rick and Morty fans) and mixed it with Xena: Warrior Princess, then made it a little rape-y. The cult was made after the leader Nima (Neona's mom) was abused by men. I totally understand not trusting men after abuse, and I can relate. But the Queenie seems to think this gives her the right to rape and kill other men. Sorry, no. I have little tolerance for sexual harassment towards any gender, and I wanted to bitch slap this queen so many times. Especially after I read what she did to her baby grandson. Something like "What? It's a boy! Damn it! Off to the Buddhist monastery with it!" Holy balls, grow a heart, Queenie. But enough of Queenie . . .
As for Zoltan and Neona--beautiful. It had all the feels. I loved their story. Two lonely people finding deep, true love . . . and they had plenty of fuck time, so that's always a plus. I mean, let's be truthful, the action and fighting evil vamps is nice and all, but we're buying these books to read about vampires banging. And this book delivered. I thought the ending with Zoltan "un-vampiring" himself was kinda weird. I mean, I'm gonna miss the fangs, but whateves, he's still a hottie, right?
My GIF-motion for this read is:
I couldn't put this down for long, even though I wanted to slap Neona's mother many times. Zoltan finds his soulmate, Neona, in Tibet. She lives in a Shangri-La-esque valley and is part of a woman-only cult that is something like if you took Raising Gazorpazorp (shout out to Rick and Morty fans) and mixed it with Xena: Warrior Princess, then made it a little rape-y. The cult was made after the leader Nima (Neona's mom) was abused by men. I totally understand not trusting men after abuse, and I can relate. But the Queenie seems to think this gives her the right to rape and kill other men. Sorry, no. I have little tolerance for sexual harassment towards any gender, and I wanted to bitch slap this queen so many times. Especially after I read what she did to her baby grandson. Something like "What? It's a boy! Damn it! Off to the Buddhist monastery with it!" Holy balls, grow a heart, Queenie. But enough of Queenie . . .
As for Zoltan and Neona--beautiful. It had all the feels. I loved their story. Two lonely people finding deep, true love . . . and they had plenty of fuck time, so that's always a plus. I mean, let's be truthful, the action and fighting evil vamps is nice and all, but we're buying these books to read about vampires banging. And this book delivered. I thought the ending with Zoltan "un-vampiring" himself was kinda weird. I mean, I'm gonna miss the fangs, but whateves, he's still a hottie, right?
My GIF-motion for this read is:
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